What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice.#Toronto0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto.#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Earlier I joked that Toronto was the capital of Canada. "Joked" being the operative word. Everyone knows only real countries have capitals.#Toronto#Canada0🔗 ShareWhatsApp