Job Fatality in Ireland An Irish woman is making supper when she hears a knock on the cottage door. It's the priest and he has his hat in his hand, looking solemnly at the ground. She's says "oh no, it's bad news isn't it father!" "Yes, tis" says the priest. "About my husband?? is he dead, father?" She gasps. "There was a terrible accident at the brewery, he fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned" "Was it a quick death, father?" "Truth be told, he got out 3 times to pee"