Father I have fallen There was an old priest in a small town who spent years listening to confessions, most of which had been about adultery. One day he had enough and said ""If I get one more confession about adultery I will leave this town."" Now the people really liked the priest and didn't wanna see him leave so they decided to start calling adultery something else. Eventually the word fallen replaced the word adultery, and people would confess to having fallen. This satisfied the priest and…