I'd like to personally invite Conan to bring his entire show to Nebraska. We can work out details later.

I was going to post that I'm in Nebraska but Foursquare didn't have the location "Someone shoot me in the face" listed.

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big ""everything under one roof"" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" The kid says, ""Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha."" Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. ""You start tomorrow."" I'll come down after we close and see how you did."" His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ""How many customers bo…

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out...""