HOW TO DRINK FOR FREE Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didnât have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said âHang on, I have an idea.â He went next door to the butcherâs shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said âAre you crazy? Now we donât have any money left at all!â Murphy replied, âDonât worry â just follow me.â He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said âNow youâve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We havenât got any money!!â Murphy replied, with a smile. âDonât worry, I have a plan, Cheers!â They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, âOK, Iâll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.â The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said âMurphy â I donât think I can do any more of this. Iâm drunk and me knees are killinâme!â Murphy said, âHow do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub.