So a pirate walks into his favorite restaurant... ...and one of his friends comes up to him. His friend notices that he now has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye-patch, none of which he had before. The pirates friend approaches and says: ""Wow! You look different, where did you get that peg leg?' The pirate responds: ""Oh I was just at a battle at sea, when a cannonball from the enemy ship struck my leg, but the doctor put on the peg leg, now I'm fine. Then the friend asks: ""Well what about the hoo…

A Little Kid Sees a Pirate on the Beach... and walks up to him. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. Intrigued, the kid asks, ""how come you've got that peg for a foot?"" The pirate responds, ""Aye, now that's a story. I was battlin' another ship with me crew, and a cannon ball flew straight toward me. Blew everythin' past me ankle clean off!"" ""Wow, "" the kid says. ""What about your hook for a hand?"" ""Same day as me leg, actually. Shortly after the cannon ball hit, a stray bu…

A man walks into a bar and sees a pirate. A man strolls into his local bar and is shocked to see a pirate sitting at the end of the bar. The guy was decked out, eye patch, peg leg, and a hook hand. A real, proper pirate. So the man says ""why not?"" And pulls up a seat next to the pirate. He buys a round for himself and the pirate and introduces himself. ""**Aye**"" The man is just dying to know the old salt's story so he says to the pirate, ""If you don't mind me asking, what happened to your l…

A pirates first day It's a pirate's first day on a new ship. While swabbing the deck, he is approached by the captain. The captain is a weathered, veteran sailer and has three of the iconic pirate maladies- a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. The new pirate asks the captain how he got the peg leg. ""Arrrr, it were me first day at sea. A great storm came and tossed me overboard. A great fish got me leg, and now I wear the peg"" The new pirate asked the captain how he acquired the hook.…