Snow and Ice A blonde was driving behind a snowplow, she followed him for over an hour. finally the snowplow driver pulls over and asks her what she was doing, she said that her husband had told her that if the roads were covered in snow or ice to find a snowplow and follow it. He Said"" That's very good advice, but I'm done with the Wal-mart parking lot now.do you want to follow me to the mall?""

A blonde is hanging out on the terrace of a 30 storied building, when suddenly a co worker runs in and says ""Jane! I just heard! Your husband and daughter were in a car accident and they passed away! I am so sorry for your loss!"" The blonde, distraught, jumps off the terrace. As she is falling and crosses the 20th floor, she realizes she doesn't have a daughter. As she crosses the 10th floor, she realizes she's not married. As she is about to hit the pavement she realizes her name is not Jane.

A man shows up at a barber shop an after after closing. One time this guy showed up an hour after closing. I had just finished clearing out the register and I was getting ready to leave. I had taken a moment to arrange the combs by order of size. I'm just weird about little things such as that. I heard a gentle tapping at the door. I glanced up. I saw this distraught man with this long golden blonde hair staring back at me. I approached the door cautiously. I kindly let the man know the barber s…

A husband and his blonde wife. A husband and his blonde wife are watching the news, when they see a snow storm warning, 6 to 8 inches. The news says to park your car on the even side of the street. She promptly gets up and moves her car. 2 weeks later another storm is moving in, and the news says to park on the odd side of the street. So she again gets up and moves the car. A few weeks later, they are watching the news and see another storm coming in. As the announcer is about to say where to pa…