A blonde is hanging out on the terrace of a 30 storied building, when suddenly a co worker runs in and says ""Jane! I just heard! Your husband and daughter were in a car accident and they passed away! I am so sorry for your loss!"" The blonde, distraught, jumps off the terrace. As she is falling and crosses the 20th floor, she realizes she doesn't have a daughter. As she crosses the 10th floor, she realizes she's not married. As she is about to hit the pavement she realizes her name is not Jane.

A man shows up at a barber shop an after after closing. One time this guy showed up an hour after closing. I had just finished clearing out the register and I was getting ready to leave. I had taken a moment to arrange the combs by order of size. I'm just weird about little things such as that. I heard a gentle tapping at the door. I glanced up. I saw this distraught man with this long golden blonde hair staring back at me. I approached the door cautiously. I kindly let the man know the barber s…

A husband and his blonde wife. A husband and his blonde wife are watching the news, when they see a snow storm warning, 6 to 8 inches. The news says to park your car on the even side of the street. She promptly gets up and moves her car. 2 weeks later another storm is moving in, and the news says to park on the odd side of the street. So she again gets up and moves the car. A few weeks later, they are watching the news and see another storm coming in. As the announcer is about to say where to pa…

One winter morning... a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,""We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so that the Snowplows can get through."" So the good blond wife went out and moved her car. Again, a week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, ""We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered sid…