3 Women sitting in a cafe. Three women, a german, a french and a turkish one are sitting in a cafe, talking about how they educate their men. So the german one starts: ""I say to my Hans, Hans Im no longer doing the dishes. The first day I dont see anything, the second day neither. On the third day, look, he is doing the dishes."" The french one replies: "" I say to my Jeanne-Claude, I dont cook anymore. The first day I dont see anything, the second day neither. On the third day, voila, he is co…

Two Christians Were walking in the desert.... They began to feel very hungry and thirsty. Then they saw a nearby mosque. Their names were Chris and Michael and Chris suggested to change names to Muslim names so they would give them food. Chris changed his to Ahmed but Michael refused and didn't change it. They approached the Sheikh of the mosque and the Sheikh asked "" What are your names?"" Chris replied ""My name is Ahmed and this is Michael"" The Sheikh quickly stood up and said ""Quickly get…

Two Non-Muslims Lost in the Desert... Bob and Steve two non-Muslims are lost wandering the desert. They see a mosque in the distance and they say ""Thank God, let's go ask for some food and water."" Bob says ""I'll say my name is Mohammed you say your name is Ahmed"". Steve says ""No I am using my real name."" They get to the mosque and Bob says ""Hi I am Mohammed."" Steve says ""I am Steve"". ""We got lost in the desert."" The Imam says ""Welcome Steve come have some food and water, and Mohamme…

A woman walks into a fancy seafood restaurant... ...and is asked by the waiter to pick something from the aquarium nearby. He woman thinks for a second then says ""I'd like that little green octopus, the one with the moustache."" The waiter rings up the order and the world famous chef de Face prepares to chop up the octopus. After holding the cleaver in the air for several seconds, the octopus's moustache quivering and little tentacles shivering, he bursts into tears. ""I can't do it! I can't! H…