FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. "Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."

Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob

According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.

A small hare walks into Mr. Bear's Forest Grocery Store... ""Hey, Bear,"" he says, ""Got any rotten carrots?"" ""No, Hare,"" the bear responds. ""I only have sweet fresh carrots. Do you want some?"" The hare shakes his head and walks out. The next mornings he walks in again. ""Hey, Bear, got any rotten carrots?"" ""No,"" the bear says, ""I've already told you, I only carry fresh carrots here."" This repeats the next day, and another. Eventually, on Thursday evening, the annoyed bear brings in a …