Given how many times they've been screwed by hurricanes, it's time to change the name of the Virgin Islands.

Merlot. Heard this one a while back, haven't seen it on Reddit yet so here it is. Long. A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said. ""The gentleman seated over there....and indicated the sender with a nod of his head wants you to have this wine. She stared at the wine cooly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, she decided to send a reply by note. The waiter who was…

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.

They say on the Canary Islands there isn't a single canary, and on the Virgin Islands, it's the same story No canaries there either.