Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? It's the same with the Virgin Islands. There are no canaries there, either.

Did you know there isn't a single canary on the Canary Islands? Same with the Virgin Islands.... Not one canary

Given how many times they've been screwed by hurricanes, it's time to change the name of the Virgin Islands.

Merlot. Heard this one a while back, haven't seen it on Reddit yet so here it is. Long. A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said. ""The gentleman seated over there....and indicated the sender with a nod of his head wants you to have this wine. She stared at the wine cooly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, she decided to send a reply by note. The waiter who was…