My Russian History Professor told us an old Soviet Union joke Brezhnev dies and goes to hell (responsible for era of Soviet economic stagnation) where he meets the Devil. The Devil says: ""You've been a bad man, Mr. Brezhnev. I'm going to show you three doors, a different eternal punishment behind each, and you must choose your fate."" Three large wooden doors materialize; The Devil opens the first to reveal Hitler being boiled alive in a huge cauldron. Brezhnev says: ""That looks too painful, l…

A catholic church needs money... So the council gets together and decide to start selling flowers. This business works very well until the florist across the street realized he was losing all of his business. So the florist calls in his friend Hugh Hefner and asks him to go talk to the priests. After a short discussion, they realize there are other ways of making money. Weeks later, the florist's business returns and everything is back to normal. Moral of the story: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prev…

Another man dies and goes to hell... Where the devil greats him and says ""You have to choose one of these rooms to spend all eternity in"" The devil leads the man down a seemingly endless hallway and opens the first door. Inside is a man being whipped across the back ""No way"" says the man, ""next room"". In the next room there is a man in 8 feet of water, just treading water, he looks awfully tired. ""I'm not a good swimmer"" he says, ""next room"". In the third room he sees Marilyn Monroe on…

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh