What is Father Christmas's tax status? What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed.

Merry Christmas? A few years ago, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her anything. When she asked me why, I replied, "Because you still haven't used the one I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? **Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram** **Son: Thanks dad** **Dad: No problem Alan**

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram