Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? **Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram** **Son: Thanks dad** **Dad: No problem Alan**

What is Father Christmas's tax status? What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed.

Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in November? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.

Boy and his dad were driving home from the ice cream shop when the boy asks, 'Why is my sister called Teresa?" "It's because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter." "Oh. Thanks dad." "You're welcome Alan."