Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? **Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram** **Son: Thanks dad** **Dad: No problem Alan**

Saying Goodbye to Mother You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she alway…

Cemetery help. My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery. Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity). Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood a…

Stitched up by my son. I got in from work yesterday and was greeted by HPB Jr. ""Hi Dad, for Christmas I'm going to get you something that goes from 0 to 200 in one second."" He's been playing Forza 6 lately so I went along with it. ""0 to 200 ! Wow ! Where are you going to get the money to buy me a car like that ?"", I replied. ""Car ?"", he said. ""It's not a car, it's a set of bathroom scales."" Little bugger...