Sad Christmas Story Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later, so, mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance. As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I h…

You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks.

Peaty the Hilarious Clown A kid is deathly afraid of clowns. So for his birthday his parents hire ""Peaty the Hilarious"" a clown with amazing reviews on the internet to come perform for his birthday party. His parents hope that having an enjoyable clown will help him get over his fear of clowns. Peaty the Hilarious arrives 10 minutes late to a bunch of whiny kids and parents, gets out of his hilariously small car, marches right up to the birthday boy then growls at him and punches him in the fa…

a father pulls up with his son on his first day of school he was a single father that adored his son very much. the father owned an up and coming import/export business and therefore did not have a lot of money. looking over to his son he could see the tears in his eyes from the fear of a different environment and the fact that he would have to be apart from his father for so many hours. ""tell you what son"", the father says ""if at the end of this school year, if you get an A ill buy you a lit…