A man walks into a bar and orders three drinks. The barman serves him and then watches as the man alternates between each drink until all three are empty. "Why do you drink them in that fashion?" asks the barman. The man replies "I have two brothers, and they've both recently moved away. One is in Portugal, and the other is in Peru. But we've decided that we should still all drink together once a week, so right now my brothers are doing the exact same thing." The barman, thinking it a wonderful idea, happily prepares the three drinks week in week out. Then, one day, the man walks in, picks up two of the drinks, walks slowly to his table, and starts drinking. The barman instantly knows exactly what this means and approaches the man's table and says "I'm terribly sorry for your loss." The man replies "Don't worry, my brothers are fine. I just decided to quit drinking."