A turtle is sitting on the side of the road. A turtle is sitting on the side of the road when a chicken hops up to him. "Whatcha doin?" asks the chicken. "My buddy's on the other side there, flipped on his back by some hooligans, and I'm waiting for a big enough break in traffic so I can get over there and help him." "Why, I'd be happy to do that for you," replies the chicken. "Why would you do such a nice thing for me?" The chicken is deep in thought for a while and finally says, "I have absolutely no idea."