Killing spree in London england A man in London had an assault rifle and body armor today. He was on a shooting spree for 5 hours. The police in England don't even carry guns. The guy kept shouting that he is going around London and killing all the British he finds. There are reports coming out now that the body count could be as high as 3-4.

I ran an ice cream shop near the Thames in London... We had great business because we were stationed right outside Scotland Yard headquarters. In fact, we were so well-known that we were actually picked from all other shops in London to host Britain's first-annual Ice Cream Seller's contest. Over a thousand people turned up, and they actually had to cordon off part of the Thames with a buoyed police rope due to the traffic we were generating! The events ranged from Fastest Scoop to Best Waffle C…

Falklands veteran A British officer spotted a busker in the London Underground with a sign that read: ""VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR."" The officer thought, ""Poor chap, I was there and it was awful!"" Feeling sorry for a fellow veteran, he took 20 out of his wallet and gave it to the busker. The officer was then greeted with a hearty: ""Gracias, Senor!""

Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam.