The teacher asks her class for some examples of medicines tgey use at home Little Kevin promptly raises his hands and says, "Tylenol! For headaches!" The teacher says, "Very good, Kevin, anyone else?" Little Lisa answers from the back, "Um, Ambien, my Mom tells me it helps her sleep...?" The teacher smiles at her and says, "Good job, Lisa," then turns to her class and goes on, "Listen here children, always be careful with medicines at home, okay? Now, does anyone else have another example?" Little Johnny raises his hands slowly and says, "Viagra? For diarrhoea?" The teacher freezes for a second, before the rest of his statement hits her and she stammers out, "F-for diarrhoea?" Little Johnny explains, "Yeah, my Mom keeps telling my dad to take it, it'll harden his shit up." Edit: They* autocarrot has failed me