Americans: Muslims are so violent Me: ok but police co- Americans: shut up. Don't judge a group of people based off a select few.

A Rabbi, an Imam, and a good old boy redneck American Soldier are all in a plane crash and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter says to them ""You've each made mistakes in your lives that could delay your entry into heaven, but I'm willing to let all three of you in at once if you can find something good in your brother standing beside you."" The Imam looks at the Rabbi and says ""Surely this fellow man of God served his people and his temple well, no matter…

A woman with Hybristophilia... A woman with Hybristophilia regularly visits a prison. She states to the CO she wishes to see prisoner 8102. After being obliged she leaves and goes home. The next day she comes back and asks to see inmate 8103. The CO curious asks her ""do you think these men care about you? How many of these men have you slept with?"" She replies ""I dunno. I'm inconsequential.""

a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india ) A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, ""Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, ""How did you do it?"" ""Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approac…