"Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef

Three friends die and go to heaven.. ..when they get there, they see St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets them and tells them that to enter heaven they must each answer one question, completely honestly. St. Peter calls the first man up and asks him if he ever cheated on his wife. The man tells St. Peter, ""I never cheated on my wife, I loved her everyday of my life."" St. Peter then welcomes the man into Heaven and tells him because of his faithfulness he gets to drive a Rolls Royce …

The exchange student A wealthy Arab had a son who was an exchange student in America. Because of his father's wealth, the son would arrive to school every day in a luxurious Rolls-Royce. Soon after school started, the son sent a letter to his father. It said ""Dear father. I feel very ashamed; I arrive to school everyday in a Rolls-Royce. All my professors arrive by train!"" he soon got a letter back from his father, along with $20 million. His father's letter read ""Dear son, you are embarrassi…

A snail walks into a car dealership... and is immediately greeted by a salesman. ""I want your finest car"", says the snail. So the salesman drives up in a brand new, pearl white fully loaded Rolls Royce. The snail is very excited. ""Excellent. Now before I pay for this car, is there something else you can do for me?"" The salesman is about to wet himself from the sweet commission he's about to get. ""What do you need?"" The snail replies ""I want you to take this black paint, and cover the enti…