2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy's at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok.

If the log rolls over, we're gonna die! (This is really best told around a campfire or some other scary story circle. It should be delivered as a scary story right till the end. My dad loves to tell this one.) A couple got stranded in a storm out in the middle of no where. There was nothing but pasture and woods all around them, and a single house. They run to the house and bang on the door, but it opens at the pounding of the man's fist on the wood. He walks inside cautiously, while the wife fo…

So there was this magician... So there was this magician who did shows all around the world. One gig he got was on a cruise ship. The captain of the ship had a parrot who's cage was right next to the stage. While doing his first show on the cruise, the parrot kept talking, saying things like, ""Bgah! Why are you hiding that wand in your sleeve?"" and ""Hey! Why are all those cards spades?"" So the magician really had a thing against this parrot since he was the captains beloved companion and cou…

The Caged Gorilla A family was shipwrecked after their sightseeing boat got caught in a storm. A mother, father, son and grandfather washed up on a deserted island. They had seen enough episodes of The Swiss Family Robinson to know they had to prepare for a new life without being rescued. They made do with what they had and lived relatively comfortably. After a few years the grandfather would leave each night after dinner and go for a walk on the beach. As the grandson grew older he got very cur…