A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke. Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says ""Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."" The one says to the other, ""should we do it??"" The other says ""NO!! Are you crazy? The first guy replies ""Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."" So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says ""well, did you get the money? He replies ""Oh…

An American anthropology professor is lecturing on how to recognize the dominant features of a culture. ""It's quite simple,"" she says. ""Just look for the things to which, or for which, people make great sacrifices. In medieval Italy, look at how much money the people gave to the Catholic Church in their devotion to Jesus and the Virgin Mary. In pre-Columbian Mexico, look at the sacifice of humans on the Aztec altars of their gods. Even in modern India, look at the outrageous burdens placed on…

2 Rabbis Two rabbis are walking down the street when they come to a Catholic church. The sign out front says ""Convert now and get $100!"". One rabbi turns to the other and says ""Perhaps I should consider it."" The other says ""What? Nonsense. They're probably kidding about the money anyway."" The first rabbi nonetheless goes in. His friend sits on a bench and waits for an hour. Eventually the first rabbi emerges with a cross instead of a Star of David around his neck. The 2nd rabbi asks, ""So …

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The Priest respon…