First Rabbi Jokes

Two rabbis are at temple... Two rabbis of great scholarly distinction are spending a quiet morning at Temple, enjoying peaceful contemplation in the near-empty building. Suddenly overwhelmed with spiritual exaltation, the first rabbi stands, and with his hands spread wide exclaimed, ""Lord, I am nothing!"", and with a deep breath, he sat back down. The second rabbi, feeling a similar rush of soul stirring, stood up, and with his hands clasped over his head and his eyes shut tight, proclaimed cal…

2 Rabbis Two rabbis are walking down the street when they come to a Catholic church. The sign out front says ""Convert now and get $100!"". One rabbi turns to the other and says ""Perhaps I should consider it."" The other says ""What? Nonsense. They're probably kidding about the money anyway."" The first rabbi nonetheless goes in. His friend sits on a bench and waits for an hour. Eventually the first rabbi emerges with a cross instead of a Star of David around his neck. The 2nd rabbi asks, ""So …