What's with all the clocks?
A man who recently died had a meeting with God. He was waiting outside, looking at a large wall of clocks outside his office. God stepped out to invite him inside.
**M:** Hey, what's with all these clocks?
**G:** Ah, this is the wall shows every lie everyone has ever told. The lies are represented by clocks. Every time someone tells a lie, the clock moves 1 minute.
**M:** Wow there's a lot of people up here. Look, George Washington's clock never moved! Mine is at …