""Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia."" Mike Tyson: ""That's easy. It's Perth!""

The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things.

UPCOMING JESUS APPERANCES 8/3 Pancake, Norfolk, VA 8/10 Cheeto, Salem, OR 8/19 Window stain, Orem, UT 8/23 Vegemite Jar, Perth, AU

in australia we call her kilometrey cyrus