[1692 Salem] "BURN THE WITCH" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH "No, Frank, at the stake" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that.

The half-wit A man owned a small farm in Norfolk. The Department of wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep. Well,' replied the farmer, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him 200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He …

That's Racist An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans, including a New Englander, a redneck and a Californian, an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a V…

Where did you go So my friend took a trip to Salem, Ma. I didn't know what for, but I was sure he made a good decision. When he got back, I asked him what he did and he said ""I went to a house."" I asked him back, ""which house?"" He replied with yes. ""What? I asked you which house!"" ""Yes, that's where I went."" ""I don't understand, that's like saying 'oh, where'd you go?' 'To the wherehouse'.