Too soon for COVID jokes? COVID is like fashion… We started hearing about it in Italy… Became popular in LA and NYC… Florida ignored it… And it was all made in China in the end.

What’s the difference between a word that’s spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One’s a palindrome and one’s a pal in Rome

France and Italy go to war. Who wins? France.

How do you break up with somebody in Italy? It's not you! It's a me