I hear there's a telekinetic ice cream place downtown... They can make a rootbeer float#Downtown0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.#Downtown#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
OVERHEARD - Woman 1: "We went downtown to visit 9/11..." Woman 2: "You mean the World Trade Center?" Woman 1: "No that's not there anymore."#Downtown#World Trade0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two condoms are walking downtown... ...when they see a pair of good looking tampons walking towards them on the other side of the street. One looks at the other and asks, ""Which one should we say hi to?"" To which his friend replies, ""Don't bother saying hi; they're both stuck up bitches.""#Downtown0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown#Downtown#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp