I went to go see the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia once. It's not all that it's cracked up to be.#Philadelphia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[on a business trip to South Carolina] Nice to meet you. I'm from Philadelphia. "Welcome to the United States."#South Carolina#Philadelphia#United States#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"That'll be $147,382." - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air.#Will Smith#Philadelphia#Bel Air#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'#Tom Hanks#West Philadelphia#Philadelphia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love... Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.#City Of Brotherly#Philadelphia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp