3 vampires stand at the balcony of their castle and compete to see who is the most powerful. Vampire A: "See that travelling caravan waaay over there? Bet I can massacre everyone there and drink their blood in under 20 seconds." The two others voice their doubts, so he dashes out as fast as the wind and comes back after 20 seconds, his whole face covered in blood. Vampire B: "Impressive, but I am even more powerful. See that village waaay over there? Bet I can massacre everyone there and drink their blood in under 15 seconds." He immediately sets out at the speed of sound and comes back after 15 seconds, his head, shoulders and arms covered in blood. Vampire C: "Very impressive, but you two have seen nothing. Wait here." He instantly shoots out at Mach 3, and comes back after only 5 seconds - his entire body, from head to toe, is covered in blood. Astonished, the two other vampires ask: "Woah! What did you do?" Vampire C: "See that tree waaay over there?" A, B: "Yeah" Vampire C: "Well I didn't"