What's the earliest joke you can remember? Here's mine: These two: ""My wife went to the West Indies"" ""Jamaica?"" ""No, she went of her own accord."" ""My wife went to the East Indies"" ""Jakarta?"" ""No, she went by plane.""

Woman Admits To Sleeping With Husband's Brother and Husband replies Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new ne…

A man loves his wife so much That he decides to get her name tattooed on his shaft. When they arrived in the Caribbean for their honeymoon to Jamaica he goes to the Tattoo Parlor and tells the artist he wants the name ""Wendy"" tattooed on to his magic stick. The deed is done and feeling well enough to go out for dinner they decided to head out. After a while the man needed to use the restroom. So he went to the rest room and began to urinate into the first of two open urinals. When another man …

Jet engine is down... A man is sitting with his wife on a plane flight to Jamaica. About halfway through the flight, over the middle of the ocean, the plane suffers a jolt and the flight attendant comes on the loudspeaker a few moments later. ""Our apologies for the disturbance, but a bird has flown into our back left engine and destroyed it. We still have three working engines, but our flight will be delayed by about an hour, due to decreased speed. Again, we're sorry for the inconvenience."" T…