Helicopter ride… A couple are visiting a county fair, and see a guy offering helicopter rides for $50. The wife asks her husband if they can go for a ride, but he says “Money is pretty tight, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks, we just can’t afford it.” The next year the guy is back, offering rides for $50 again. Once again the wife pleads with him to take a ride, and again he replies “fifty bucks is fifty bucks.” The pilot overhears the couple arguing over money and says “I’ll take you for a ride for free, if you can stay silent the whole time. But if you yell it will be $50” They agree and go for the ride. The pilot decides to give them the ride of their lives so they’ll have to yell. He goes as fast as possible, does loop-de-loops, buzzes as close to the power lines as possible and flies as high as possible, before finally landing, the couple remain silent. The pilot looks back and sees just the husband in the back. He yells “where is your wife?” and the guy says “oh, she fell out about a minute into the ride” the pilot screams “why the hell didn’t you say anything?!?” And the guy replies “hey, fifty bucks is fifty bucks”