Retelling how I heard it long ago… A string walks into the bar. He goes up to the bar sits down and yells “Hey bartender gimme a beer!” and the bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve your kind here.” So the string yells again “Bro gimme a beer!” The Bartender says “Buddy we don’t serve your kind in here!” So the string gets belligerent and yells “Bartender gimme a damn beer over here!” The Bartender yells back “Buddy get out of here before I tell security to get you out!” The string goes, “Ok but gimme a Beer first!” So the bartender gets security to escort him out, they toss him head first into the door stomp on him in the door and rub him around tie him all up and general berate him. The string is upset he couldn’t get a drink. So he walks into the bar again, he sits down and yells “Bartender GIMME A BEER!!!” and the bartender goes, “Aren’t you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?” And the string goes, “Nope im Afraid Not!”