Ya’ll just might be a redneck Jedi if . . . * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll." * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard. * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. * Wookies are offended by your B.O. * You ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit. * You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side… it’ll be a hoot." * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. * You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel shirt ‘cuz he looks like a little sissy in that vest. * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. * You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. * Your business cards read "Billy Bo Bob, Jedi Master". * You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster. * Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.