Ya’ll just might be a redneck Jedi if . . .
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.
* You have ever …