😄 Today I forgot to zip my zipper up A lady politely said to me “excuse me sir you left your garage d...

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Today I forgot to zip my zipper up A lady politely said to me “excuse me sir you left your garage door open” I replied “oh dear did you see my Range Rover parked inside” She said “no just a small Toyota with two flat tyres”

#Toyota

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