Old southern farmer walks into a law office to get a divorce The farmer says, I want a deevorce. The lawyer asks, do you have grounds? Farmer: Yes I have 40 acres. Lawyer: No No I mean do you have a case? Farmer: No I have a John Deere Lawyer: UGH, you are not getting it, do you have a grudge?? Farmer: Yea, that is where I keep my John Deere. Frustrated Lawyer: OK lets try this, what is wrong with her, is she a nagger? Farmer: No but our son is that is why I want the deeeeevorce

The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter.

An farmer walks in to a lawyer's office in Alabama... And he says to the lawyer, ""Sir, I'd like to get a divorce."" To which the lawyer says, ""Well, do you have a suit?"" ""Yes, I sure do"", the man replies. ""Wear it to church every Sunday."" ""That's not what I mean. Do you have a case?"" ""No, you see I've always been a John Deere man myself. Never had a Case in my life."" ""Sir, do you have any issues with your wife. Did she cheat on you, is she a niggard?"" To which the farmer replies, ""…

My favorite joke, courtesy of my buddys dad. (A Newfy is a Newfoundlander, A north eastern Canadian it's interchangeable, just how I heard the joke) A Newfy calls up his lawyer looking for a divorce. The lawyer curious of the circumstances says ""Great! do you have a suit?"" The Newfy replies ""Yup, wears it to church every Sunday."" The lawyer thinking says ""Hmmm, No, Do you have any grounds?"" The Newfy retorts ""Yup, gots me 15 acres."" The lawyer still pondering how to simplify it continues…