9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?

Texas, wilderness, deer... with phones [long] A couple live in Texas. The wife always persists the husband to go hunting because they she doesn't want them to waste money when they have food in their backyard. One day, he sees a dear and thinks he would probably be able to get the deer and get some fair meat out of him. Before he shoots the deer disappears and the husband follows. Once deep in the forest, the deer turns to face the husband but the husband gets a fair shot. The deer runs away tho…

A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call... A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call. After he hung-up, he excitedly yelled, ""Hey y'all! The drinks are on me! My wife just had a baby boy!"" Everybody ordered drinks, making toasts, congratulating the proud new father. The bartender bought the Texan daddy a drink ""...so, a baby boy, that's great!"" The Texan beamed, ""Yep! Weighed in at 18 lbs!"" The bartender was shocked, ""Did you say 18 lbs? Wow! Never heard of a baby weighing…

A bar purchases a robot and the robot is programmed to be able to talk to anyone; all they have to do is to tell the robot their IQ and it will strike up a relevant conversation with that person. A man walks in and the robot asks for his IQ. ""160'"" replied the man, so he and the robot start discussing string theory, the theory of relativity and the many universes in our solar system. A second man walks in and the robot asks the same question. ""120,"" replied the man so they start discussing c…