Three men walk into a party. The first man beelines toward a table with a bowl of punch. The second man closely follows. A few people are ahead of them so while they wait the first man turns to the second man and asks: ""Have you ever heard the one about the garden gnome?"" The second man replies ""No, not that I can recall..."" The first man begins ""Well you see, a garden gnome, a snake, and a raven walk into a bar."" The second man interrupts ""Snakes don't walk! They slither."" The first man…

The Genie and the Demon Three men are out walking in the woods one day, when they stumble upon an old bronze lamp. Naturally, having spent much of their lives reading internet jokes, their first inclination is to rub the lamp and excitedly greet the genie that emerges. ""You have freed me from my near-eternal captivity!"" the genie booms. ""As my rescuers, you are entitled to one wish each."" The first man excitedly blurts out, ""I wish for a billion--"" ""Now hold on just a minute!"" the genie …

3 Mexicans are about to cross the border They are stopped by the border patrol who stops the first Mexican and says, ""If you can say the entire English alphabet, I'll let you pass"", the Mexican agrees and goes, ""A, B, C, D..... ahhh I can't do it!"", and walks away the border patrol stops the second man and says, ""If you can count to 10, I'll let you pass"" The Mexican agrees and says, ""1, 2, 3, 4, ahhhh.... I can't do it!"" and walks away the border patrol stops the third man and says, ""I…

A Fast Taxi Driver Three men walked out of a bar, terribly drunk. Because they lived in the same apartment building 10 blocks away, they hailed one taxi to share the ride. The taxi driver saw that the three men where thoroughly drunk and was planning on tricking them. He drove one block down the street and stopped, telling the men that they arrived. The first man thanked the taxi driver and paid for the ride. The second man, fumbling with his wallet accidentally tipped the driver $50. The taxi d…