Red neck vasectomy. Willey Jon had 12 kids and no money. His doctor saw him as a pro bono patient. Willey Jon didn't want any more kids and is wive Mavis was worn out. Doctor offered a vasectomy but Willey Jone didn't want that and asked it there was anything else he could do. The doctor thought for a brief moment and then opened a cabinet and took out a can of fireworks. He gave Willey Jon the can and a box of matches. He told Willey Jon to light the fuse on each cherry bomb count to 21 and toss the can. Willey Jon dutifully took the can home, sat down on the front porch and started lighting the fireworks. He got them all ignited and started counting. Not being overly educated he used his fingers. When he got to 10 he placed the can between his legs and sitting cross-legged started counting again using his toes.