An X-ray walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "The usual?" The x-ray replies, "No, I'm spent. I'm here so frequently but today is the worst day to be short." The bartender smiles, "Ok, here's a juice, don't worry it's on the house. So care to shed some light on what's troubling you?" The x-ray sighs, "I just found out I'm on the spectrum. No wonder I always feel like no one sees the real me" The bartender chuckles, "Well buddy, I think it's 'cause you're always so negative!"