😄 [turns to buddy just before bar fight] "I'll take the guy with the glasses, you take the guy dressed...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy.""

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My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says ""Hey."" The horse says ""You read my mind buddy.""

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Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

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