My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit.#Buddy#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[turns to buddy just before bar fight] "I'll take the guy with the glasses, you take the guy dressed as a ninja"#Buddy#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy.""#Buddy#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says ""Hey."" The horse says ""You read my mind buddy.""#Buddy#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp