The Cowboy’s Final Wishes In 1881, in the Wild West, a cowboy is captured by a tribe of Native Americans and tied to a pole to be executed. The Natives ask the cowboy if he has any final wishes, the cowboy asks to speak to his horse one last time and set him free, and to hold off the execution until Sunday, since he wanted to die on a holy day. The Natives grant this, the cowboy whispers some things to his horse, then lets him go. The horse gallops far away and out of sight. As Sunday approached, the horse returned, and on his back was a stunning, gorgeous blonde with the face of an angel and the body a man could only dream of. The horse stopped in front of the cowboy, and the cowboy yelled at his horse: “You deaf bastard, I told you to come back with my posse! POSSE!”