Trump, King Salman and El Chapo Donald Trump, King Salman and El Chapo meet on top of the trump tower in Chicago to brag to each other how rich they are. King Salman brought a barrel with him and Trump was afraid he was going to make it explode, so he asks: ""What are you going to do with that?"". The King answers: ""This is a barrel of oil, I have enough of it in my country anyway, when I throuw this off the building, I wouldn't even miss it."" So he throws his barrel of oil off the building. T…

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. May I see your identification, please?"" asked the agent. ""I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"" replied the guy. ""Sure Buddy, I hear that every day. No I.D., no entry,"" said the agent. ""Look, I can prove I'm an American!"" he exclaimed. ""I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side…

""She's a Veterinarian."" Every Sunday morning a little old lady places $1,000 in the donation box at church. After a few weeks the Priest, overcome with curiosity, approaches her. ""Mrs. Smythe, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the donation box.'"" ""Why yes,"" she replied, ""every week my daughter sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."" ""That's wonderful, how much does she send you?"" ""At least $2,000 a week."" ""And what does she do for a livi…

So the FBI, the DEA, and the Chicago police are looking for a bear ... This bear has been up to no good - it's suspected of running a major meth lab, money laundering, and even murder for hire. The authorities think the bear is hiding in some woods near Chi-town. The FBI go into the woods first. After a few hours, the agents come out. ""No bear in there,"" they say. ""He got away."" Then the DEA give it a try. They search the forest for 24 hours but find no suspects. Finally, the Chicago police …