An Englishman, Frenchman and Turk Were all in a train cabin. Feeling a little warm, the Frenchman opened the window and a little fly came buzzing in. Wanting to impress the other two, the Frenchman takes out his sword and in one swoop sliced the fly in half. Feeling proud of himself, closes the window and hands out his business card to the other two in the cabin, reading āBest swordsman in Franceā. The Englishman, not wanting to be outdone by the Frenchman opens the window, and another fly comes buzzing in. The Englishman then takes out his bow and arrow and pins the fly to the wall. Feeling proud, he hands out his business card to the other two, saying āBest archer in Englandā and closes the window. The Turk, feeling a little jealous proceeds to open the window and a little fly comes in. The Turk proceeds to take out a little knife and cuts the fly. The fly falls to the ground, and after a minute he wakes up and flies off. The Englishman and Frenchman start laughing, that the Turk failed to kill the fly. After a minute, the Turk handed them his business card, it read āRamzi, professional circumciserā