The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.

Two men are talking at a job placement office about how difficult it is to get a job when you have a criminal record. The first guy says, ""Well, it's all about putting a positive spin on it. Take me for example, I was arrested for trying to rob the same convenience store 6 times. So I tell people that I'm persistent, tenacious, and refuse to give up on a task once I've started it. What's in your past?"" Before the second man can answer, he's called in for his interview. 10 minutes later he walk…

Notes from the Chicago welfare office.... A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW."" the social worker exclaims, ""Are they all yours?"" ""Yep, they is all mine,"" the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ""Sit down Leroy."" All the children rush to find seats. ""Well.""' says the social worker, ""Then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."" ""Well, to keep it simple, the boys is all name…

An old Indian living in a tent.... An old Indian is living in a tent in a field. One day, construction workers drive their equipment into this field and find the old Indian. They ask him ""Old Indian, what's your name?"" The old Indian says ""Bowels"". Construction workers say ""Well, you're going to have to move. We're building something here and you're in the way."" Old Indian says ""Bowels no move."" The construction workers take pity on him and give the old Indian directions to a lawyer's of…